Are you pregnant?

I met a little accident the other day, so since things didn't get any better after 2 weeks, nak tak nak ummi trpksa gi hospital.

Doctor: I want to know your medical background. Do any member in your family has health problems?

Ummi: Hmm..nope

Doctor: Have you ever been in a surgery?

Ummi: No

Doctor : Do you smoke or drink alcohol?

Ummi: Nope

Doctor: Good. Do you take any drugs and pills such as birth control pills?

Ummi: Nope

Doctor: When is your last period?

Ummi: erm..I don't remember.

Doctor:Hmm.. are there any chances that you are pregnant?

Ummi: No, I'm not pregnant..... =(

Doctor: I'm sorry but I have to make sure that you are not pregnant because I have to  do an x-ray on you.

Ummi: Doctor, if I'm pregnant I will tell the whole world that I am!

Doctor: Hahaha!


*Kids, watch your tongue! Some questions can be offensive if you ask a wrong person.

وَزَكَرِيَّآ إِذْ نَادَى رَبَّهُ رَبِّ لاَ تَذَرْنِى فَرْداً وَأَنتَ خَيْرُ الْوَرِثِينَ